fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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