Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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