My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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