Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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My penis needs a shock collar
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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