Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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