Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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