I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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