He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
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you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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