barbara walters just said penis...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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