Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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