a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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