I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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