New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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