ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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