did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
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Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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