How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
there was a trapeze. enough said
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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