Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
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The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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