yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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