Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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