i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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