am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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