My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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