i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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