Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
We need to feng shui this bitch.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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