Yo dont text me then not text me
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
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i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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