Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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