the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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