Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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