I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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