I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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