super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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