ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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