I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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