batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
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its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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