I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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