Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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