Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
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Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
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He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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