i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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