at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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