Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You may now shotgun with the bride
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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