All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
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So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Panties = found
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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