Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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