My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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