so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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