Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
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I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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