we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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