Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Randomize