my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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