I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
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We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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