Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
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I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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