So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
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He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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